Kitty Carpet: reusable female merkin, downstairs toupee, pubic wig
Botched brazilian?Misbehaved shave?Unveiled va-jay-jay? The solution is Kitty Carpet: the reusable downstairs toupee merkin. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inches wide on top and is 4.5 inches long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (USA-made double-sided body tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product as Kitty Carpet is 100% polyester
Kitty Carpet: reusable female merkin, downstairs toupee, pubic wig
Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Merkin, Gag Gift for Women (Lucky Shamrock Green)
Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Merkin Wig, Gag Gift for Women (Lucky Shamrock Green) : Beauty & Personal Care
Halloween At KAPOK, St Petersburg Clearwater FL Oct 27,, 57% OFF
MakupArtist Pubic Toupee Merkin Human Hair Big Bush Unisex in 4 Colors High Density 8 grams Red : Everything Else
USEFUL: Cover up botched brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays 7 FUN COLORS: Choose from blonde, pink or black, red heart, green
Fashion First Aid Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Merkin Pubic Wig Funny Gag Gifts for Women, Black
Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee, Beige, One Size : Toiletry Product Sets : Home & Kitchen
MakupArtist Pubic Toupee Merkin Human Hair Very Small Unisex in 4 Colors High Density 1.08 grams Blond : Everything Else
Halloween At KAPOK, St Petersburg Clearwater FL Oct 27,, 57% OFF
Kitty Carpet: reusable female merkin, downstairs toupee, pubic wig
Wholesale Sticky Bottoms: Adhesive Removable Sole Protectors for your store - Faire
Kitty Carpet: reusable Merkin, Funny Gag Gifts for Women (Red Heart)
Storage Boxes Product Categories Merrypak Storage Boxes,, 41% OFF
